"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
07/29/2014 at 18:35 • Filed to: None
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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
07/29/2014 at 18:35 • Filed to: None | 2
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...ordered pizza in the parking lot.
I'd rather spend the next 30 minutes online than in the car, advancing two feet, every five minutes. Traffic should cool down a little in 30 minutes.
"I wanna play", I text my gf.
"Where are you?", she answered.
"I wanna wanna play with chocolate and you naked body.", I said.
"Why not frosting, she asked."
"Because you're so hot that frosting would melt in seconds", I answered.
You are free to use the line, yourself. I am not responsible, in any way, shape of form for your failure. Success may greatly differ from person to person.
For Sweden
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/29/2014 at 18:42 |
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Why not frosting?
Your girlfriend is really, REALLY bad at this.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/29/2014 at 18:42 |
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Um um hmmm uh Huh?
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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> For Sweden
07/29/2014 at 18:49 |
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What? She knows I like frosting, a lot? And she's not a professionalal seducer, if you know what I mean.
VeeKaChu
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/29/2014 at 18:52 |
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Ooh traffic - thanks for giving me an excuse to post this pic I made when IDOT did something so stupid I was motivated- for a moment- to want to RANT about it. I never did post that rant, but I hated that this effort was going to waste...
Ooh, and don't underestimate the efficacy of frosting as an intimacy enhancer. Just sayin...